Friday, March 12, 2010

laugh, i say!




Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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5 comments:

A Perfect Gray said...

and oh, that kitten melon head is great...

Melissa de la Fuente said...

hee hee ha ha ho ho ! "smacks included" hee hee....thanks hun, you started my day off right! :)
xo
melis

FrenchByDesign said...

Thank you for making me laugh so hard in front of my laptop! Those are great! Happy fun Friday! Si-

littlebyrd said...

hehehehe! Stuff like this never get old :)

Alyssa Zygmunt said...

thanks! i need that ;)