portland, oregon

THIS JUST IN...

I WANNA TAKE A TRIP TO PORTLAND, OREGON THIS YEAR. 
WHO WANTS TO BE MY TOUR GUIDE?  HMMM???
I'LL BE GOOD COMPANY AND TELL STUPID JOKES
 AND MAKE YOU FREE PILLOWS AND SUCH.


THIS OPPORTUNITY IS ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BASIS.
DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE.