My tattoo is peely. And itchy.
And I got in a little fight with my daughter's dental hygienist today:
Me: Hello kind and gentle hygienist lady. I was just wondering...my daughter's face is really, like um, droopy from the Novocaine. Like, mega. Way more than I am used to seeing. Is that still within the realm of normal?
Bad Lady: That's what Novocaine DOES. ( says "does"really slow-like so I can follow her and laughs derisively). Novocaine NUMBS you. (Again speaking slowly and being sure to ENUNCIATE. Then looks at me like I'm a toy poodle with a brain the size of a split pea.)
Me: Um, I know what Novocaine does...I'm not an idiot...
Then we had a little showdown staring contest as the waiting room became hushed.
It was actually kind of fun....Is that wrong?
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